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I wrote a diary when I was 17 years old, the age when all you want in life is to see more boobies and have a small fridge in your bedroom. On the 19/4/03, the day after I lost my virginity, I wrote this bold statement.

I’m scared to have sex with someone else but I want to get better at this. I think I just need to do it more. Maybe 40 people? More than 40 people is slutty. I definitely want to fall in love before I reach 40.

Join me as I plot you through my past and current dating, relationship and sexual fails on my way to potentially disappoint my 17-year-old expectations to find The One.


Following the March 16th's government directive, all upcoming shows until 1st May will be postponed.

Below are the rescheduled dates, if you already had tickets to a show they will still be valid and the venue will get in touch with you to confirm this

If you don't hear from them, please be patient whilst they get to you and if you haven't heard anything within a month, check with venue box office.